ouuuuuuuch

Before I got out of bed this morning I did a mental inventory, here's what I came up with:

THINGS THAT DON'T HURT:

my cuticles, my eyelashes and my ear wax

THINGS THAT DO HURT:

every other part, piece and section of my body

WHY:

Ward volleyball last night and this need I have to throw my body on the floor just to save that precious white ball from touching the floor instead. I played on the women's team and the co-ed team and now my body is thanking me for reminding it that's it's still alive. My head knows that my body is 35 but apparently my body doesn't. ouch.