July 22, 2008

help...i'm drowning and I can't get up

I can't think of anything to post about today because I'm drowning in acid. Yes, that's right, acid. Truthfully though my troubles start down at my feet, which look like a couple of swollen sausages that may or may not pop any second now. Whatever is causing my swollen feet has apparently spread to my stomach/esophagus because I am starting to feel like a stomach acid fire hydrant. I'm pretty sure I read about someone dieing from pregnancy induced heartburn somewhere......if this happens to be my last will and testament, I want tulips and Gerber daisies on my casket. And be sure and tuck a bottle of Tums inside just to be safe.

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I SOOOOO feel your pain!! It is absolutely the worse.

I will say, though, that I read that the the hormone that causes the acid is the same hormone that causes your babies hair to grow. So, if you have heartburn while pregnant, your baby will be born with lots of hair. Hmmmmm......didn't work for me, but here's to hoping!

**KT

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Have you tried the Smoothie brand of tums? That's my personal favorite...and at my side constantly. They're not all chalky and they're yummy.

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