Overheard-common household tools edition

Harry got a pair of toy handcuffs for his birthday. They have been a big hit.

Today while he and Spencer were inspecting them, they were both bemoaning the fact that there is a safety release on them to be used in case the key is missing.

"It would be awesome if they only used a key."

I pointed out, "What if you lost the key and the handcuffs were stuck on you forever!?"

"Oh, we'd just use a chain saw or a flame thrower to get them off," Spencer reassured me.

Obviously.