overheard

Houdini- "When I was a widdle boy, I told wies (lies). But now I always tell the frufh (truth)"

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Me- Handing a plastic gun to Houdini, "Give this to Reb to play with." (I'm desperate for a new toy that will entertain her, she's bored of all the current offerings)

Houdini- "No! Dat will kill her!"

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I was talking about what a "helpful" boy Houdini is. He agreed, telling me, "I help GwamPa all da day!" (It's true.)

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Houdini- "When I was in sixth grade ____________". Insert any number of crazy things here, he's probably said it.