WNTW

My favorite show right now is "What Not to Wear."

The premise of the show is that friends or relatives of the fashion clueless write in and nominate the unsuspecting fashion offender. WNTW takes secret footage of their wardrobe and fashion no-nos then they publicly humiliate the offender. Sounds fun doesn't it? T_he good part is that they give the offender a Visa card worth $5,000.00 to spend on a NEW wardrobe IF they relinquish their old wardrobe. Bring in Stacey and Clinton, fashion stylists extraordinaire who guide the clueless person along to purchasing items that fit not only their lifestyle but their various body types. As if that were not enough, they get a hair and makeup makeover too! _What is not to love about that?

I have one problem with the show. I have watched a LOT of episodes, a LOT. I have never seen anyone with my body type! Does this mean all the really tall flat girls in the world are NOT fashion clueless? Or does it mean their friends and family figure they are beyond even the help of Stacey and Clinton?

Dear Stacey and Clinton,

I'm a big fan of your show! Gush, gush. Although I am wondering, when are you going to feature a tall, flat, slightly disfigured from birthing 6 kids, size 9 shoe, seriously NO junk in the trunk, type of gal?

Write back soon,

Annie the tall blogger