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It's been 117 days since I got my braces put back on. Today was supposed to be the day they were taken off! While getting ready this morning I was admiring my newly straightened teeth in my makeup mirror and what did I see? YOWSA! My right front tooth looks totally crooked. How is this possible?!?!? It was straight Thursday when the Doc said the braces could come off, and today it's crooked. The little traitor, misbehavin' mind of it's own, tooth! Yes, it's true, I was getting too excited to have my pearly whites back, and probably a little prideful at the very thought. Now my pride has been sufficiently squashed and I will resume my life with a mouth full of metal. For at least two more weeks, assuming that some other tooth doesn't go haywire in the meantime.

Here's a picture of how I look:

Isn't it obvious that once my teeth are straight, all my troubles will be over?