overheard

Brick- "Mom? Is it bad to point your middle toe alone?"

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Mom- "Kids get your shoes and go potty, we have to leave!"

Proto- " Mooooom! WHY do you have to use that word?????"

Mom- "What word?"

Proto- "Potty!"

Mom- "What do you want me to say?"

Proto- "Bathroom!"

Mom- "Oh."

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Lil' Miss Reb had a new outfit on for church today.

When Rooney saw her he said, "There she is in her costly apparel."

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