December 01, 2010
TMI
I'm not too proud to admit it.
I am currently wearing a pair of navy blue yoga pants.
And (here's the kicker) they're on backwards. And (another kicker) I don't even care. That much. At least not enough to actually take them off and switch them around.
I was bending over tucking Houdini into bed about an hour ago when Hootis walked in and said, "Uh, mom? Are you wearing your pants backwards?"
"Uh, nooo!" (as if!) I reply in confidence. (Why in the world would I be wearing my pants backwards?)
"Hmmm, weird," she replies, "I never saw pants with the drawstring in the back before".
"Huhwhat? Drawstring in the back?" I casually reach behind to my behind and sure enough, there's the drawstring.
By now she is laughing hysterically and I am forced to admit that "Yes! I am wearing my pants backwards!"
In my defense, I put them on in the closet without turning the light on.
I fully recognize the implications of this event.
It's just a matter of time before I think that Barry Manilow is hot and that wearing pink foam curlers to the grocery store is a fashion statement.
Wish me luck.
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ha ha ha
**KT
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