I don't think show business is in his future...

Oh dear.

Look at this poor boy.

He must be in pain.

Maybe his shoes are too tight.

Maybe he has a wedgie.

Maybe he ate a bad clam for lunch.

~

Or.... he is participating in his "Third Grade Program*".

Do you see him right in the center of the top row?

I laughed through the entire program because he grimaced the whole time.

Oh man, it must be torture to sing patriotic songs!

Oh yeah, he didn't sing.

I asked him afterwards if the reason he didn't sing was that he didn't know the words,

"Oh I know all the words, I was just singing without moving my lips," was his reply.

Obviously.

~

He yawned three times.

Despite his agony, he did manage to deliver his speaking part flawlessly.

(yay)

Oh look!

Here's a smile, the program is about to end.

(Notice everyone else is singing.)

I suppose he was trying to act cool for his own true love, Molly, who was right next to him for the whole program.

But I suspect that he's really just being an eight year old boy, forced to be part of the program, but in the end, his free will will win every time.

That's my boy.

*Yes, another program at the school! I have three more to attend before school ends. Hold me.

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He is seriously so hilarious. Oh my.

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