another reason to be glad you're not in Junior High anymore

Hootis: "We got a new teacher in Literature today."

Me: "A man or a lady?"

Hootis: "A lady?"

Me: "Is she young or old?" (What?? I like details!)

Hootis: "Young, she just graduated from college."

Hootis: "Before class all the boys stood outside the door debating if she was HOT or not."

Me: (dumbfounded) "So what was the verdict?"

Hootis: "They think she's not."

Me: "Good to know."

~also~

Hootis: "My (outgoing) Literature teacher was telling us about his tattoo today?"

Me: "Tattoo? What does that have to do with Literature?"

Hootis: "Nothing. But he was telling this long story about how he loved this rock band so he got their tattoo. But then the band broke up."

Me: "Was there a moral to this story? Like don't get tattoos?"

Hootis: "Nope. I don't think so."

Me: "Good to know."