Houdini- "Dad? Why you home?"
Me- "Houdini, you're so funny!"
Houdini- "I not funny. I cool." Pronounced "coo-UL"
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Me- "Houdini, it's time to get up. Do you want to come eat some breakfast?"
Houdini- "No. I just fweep anoder minute" He rolls over and goes back to sleep.