Things I wish I could ignore

1. The odd smell of burned plastic/bread all through the house yesterday. The 8 year old decided that the logical way to defrost a frozen loaf of bread was to place the bread, bag and all, on top of the toaster and turn the toaster on. In case you are wondering, it didn't work.

2. Found: 1 valentines chocolate candy bar with the words "to: Hootis, from:Zach C."
Found where? Slightly wet, in the clothes washer, after the load finished. Words can not express my relief that it was found PRE- dryer and not POST-dryer. I am still suffering PTSD from last years "melted crayon in the dryer" incident.